Wednesday, February 27, 2008
zomg excel
i hate it so, yet i love it at the same time....i only hate it b/c of tedious projects i am forced by work to do with it. yet, i love it b/c it is an amazing spreadsheet program. where have you been all my life? you've been there for me when i had hours of engineering homework to do, when i was making a schedule for me and nadine to see when we had time to work out, and you were even there today when i got bored in my word/excel class with all your amazingness that kept me from going insane with the beginner-level stuff we were being taught. yes, excel, i love you. never leave me! kay?
Monday, February 25, 2008
music makes me get high...
...we're getting down on the floor.
me n the gang went out to atlantis last night. it was pretty fun...til we had to pee.
*shudders*
**ADVISORY**
THIS STORY IS EXTREMELY DISGUSTING AND NOT FOR THE FEINT OF HEART.
now that that's out of the way, settle in and prepare for a most gruesome story.
so, we make our way to the bathroom, me, tabitha, n brittany. we get close and a scented wave of shit, vomit, and piss fills our nasal cavities. *gags* we get in the door and something drips on us. we figure it's water and continue on our merry journey. we go to the last stall, which is the cleanest. the toilet seat is soaking wet, like pools of standing.....liquid. so tabitha goes first, assuming the position every girl has learned if she has ever used a public restroom. i check the stall next to the one she was in b/c i was about to burst. i push the door open with the tip of my thumb, which surely gets infected with every std known to man immediately. i peek in and low and behold, guess what i find on the floor. a freaking turd! not just one, actually...there were numerous turds having a little turd party, just chillin on the floor. soooooooo friggin gross. so then brittany goes, then me. we go to wash our hands and everything and try not to touch anything as we exit the bathroom. as we're walking out, we get dripped on again...tabitha n brittany get dripped on on their head, and it dripped on my arm and part of my shirt sleeve, which was lace so it didn't show or anything. we get back to where our group was hangin out and herbie, or someone, says they smell puke. yes, puke. i smell my sleeve where the ceiling liquid had dripped on my arm and about gagged. tab n britt smelled their hair too, n sure enough, we were the source of the stench. i was so thoroughly grossed out i coulda bathed in a vat of germ-x, lysol, clorox, and dial soap right then and there.
**END OF DISGUSTING STORY**
aside from that gruesomeness, the club was fun...played some pretty good music. i went straight to bed when i got home...i was so tired.
anyway, im off the World of Warcraft.
<3
me n the gang went out to atlantis last night. it was pretty fun...til we had to pee.
*shudders*
**ADVISORY**
THIS STORY IS EXTREMELY DISGUSTING AND NOT FOR THE FEINT OF HEART.
now that that's out of the way, settle in and prepare for a most gruesome story.
so, we make our way to the bathroom, me, tabitha, n brittany. we get close and a scented wave of shit, vomit, and piss fills our nasal cavities. *gags* we get in the door and something drips on us. we figure it's water and continue on our merry journey. we go to the last stall, which is the cleanest. the toilet seat is soaking wet, like pools of standing.....liquid. so tabitha goes first, assuming the position every girl has learned if she has ever used a public restroom. i check the stall next to the one she was in b/c i was about to burst. i push the door open with the tip of my thumb, which surely gets infected with every std known to man immediately. i peek in and low and behold, guess what i find on the floor. a freaking turd! not just one, actually...there were numerous turds having a little turd party, just chillin on the floor. soooooooo friggin gross. so then brittany goes, then me. we go to wash our hands and everything and try not to touch anything as we exit the bathroom. as we're walking out, we get dripped on again...tabitha n brittany get dripped on on their head, and it dripped on my arm and part of my shirt sleeve, which was lace so it didn't show or anything. we get back to where our group was hangin out and herbie, or someone, says they smell puke. yes, puke. i smell my sleeve where the ceiling liquid had dripped on my arm and about gagged. tab n britt smelled their hair too, n sure enough, we were the source of the stench. i was so thoroughly grossed out i coulda bathed in a vat of germ-x, lysol, clorox, and dial soap right then and there.
**END OF DISGUSTING STORY**
aside from that gruesomeness, the club was fun...played some pretty good music. i went straight to bed when i got home...i was so tired.
anyway, im off the World of Warcraft.
<3
Thursday, February 14, 2008
happy <3 day!!!
so, in celebration of less-than-three day, i bring you some of the websites i have been addicted to lately.
www.friendsorenemies.com
www.meelikey.com
www.icanhascheezburger.com
http://granades.com/2007/05/02/loltrek/
www.facebook.com
www.myspace.com
www.ihasahotdog.com
www.worldofwarcraft.com
www.saynotocrack.com
so go check em out and track me down if it has a user interface.
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
meet bug
he is the cutest little thing i've ever seen. i love him more than i've ever loved anyone else. i can't wait to be there for him growing up, like any good godmother would.
Thursday, February 7, 2008
ima friggin godmother!!!!!!!!
little jathen alexzander michael raymer was born at 6:50pm on Wednesday, February 6, 2008. he weigned 6 lbs 15.5 oz and measured 19.5 inches long.
he is the cutest little thing i have ever seen. i would have posted sooner, but i went w/ kimmy n chuck to the horse-pistol around 4am on wednesday. i only left 5 times. the first was to run back the house to get a bag they had left. the second time was to go to BRU word/excel class from 1-3pm. the third was about an hour after jaybug arrived to get mama and papa bear krystals. the 4th was at 11am this morning to get ready and go to the employee meeting at phoenix x. and the 5th was to come here to my networking security class. it broke my heart to pieces when i had to leave to come here. i held him and talked to him for a few minutes and gave him more kissies than anyone would ever believe. he is defintely the new love of my life. he will be quite hard to replace.
which brings me toooooooooooo...
I MADE AN 80 ON MY NETWORKING SECURITY EXAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
w00t.
and now, i am hungry. meh....more class.
i miss my little jaybug!!!!!!!!!!
and now, more class.
toodles!
-aunt aimee
(eeeehehehehehehehe!!!!)
he is the cutest little thing i have ever seen. i would have posted sooner, but i went w/ kimmy n chuck to the horse-pistol around 4am on wednesday. i only left 5 times. the first was to run back the house to get a bag they had left. the second time was to go to BRU word/excel class from 1-3pm. the third was about an hour after jaybug arrived to get mama and papa bear krystals. the 4th was at 11am this morning to get ready and go to the employee meeting at phoenix x. and the 5th was to come here to my networking security class. it broke my heart to pieces when i had to leave to come here. i held him and talked to him for a few minutes and gave him more kissies than anyone would ever believe. he is defintely the new love of my life. he will be quite hard to replace.
which brings me toooooooooooo...
I MADE AN 80 ON MY NETWORKING SECURITY EXAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
w00t.
and now, i am hungry. meh....more class.
i miss my little jaybug!!!!!!!!!!
and now, more class.
toodles!
-aunt aimee
(eeeehehehehehehehe!!!!)
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