Monday, February 25, 2008

music makes me get high...

...we're getting down on the floor.




me n the gang went out to atlantis last night. it was pretty fun...til we had to pee.
*shudders*


**ADVISORY**


THIS STORY IS EXTREMELY DISGUSTING AND NOT FOR THE FEINT OF HEART.


now that that's out of the way, settle in and prepare for a most gruesome story.
so, we make our way to the bathroom, me, tabitha, n brittany. we get close and a scented wave of shit, vomit, and piss fills our nasal cavities. *gags* we get in the door and something drips on us. we figure it's water and continue on our merry journey. we go to the last stall, which is the cleanest. the toilet seat is soaking wet, like pools of standing.....liquid. so tabitha goes first, assuming the position every girl has learned if she has ever used a public restroom. i check the stall next to the one she was in b/c i was about to burst. i push the door open with the tip of my thumb, which surely gets infected with every std known to man immediately. i peek in and low and behold, guess what i find on the floor. a freaking turd! not just one, actually...there were numerous turds having a little turd party, just chillin on the floor. soooooooo friggin gross. so then brittany goes, then me. we go to wash our hands and everything and try not to touch anything as we exit the bathroom. as we're walking out, we get dripped on again...tabitha n brittany get dripped on on their head, and it dripped on my arm and part of my shirt sleeve, which was lace so it didn't show or anything. we get back to where our group was hangin out and herbie, or someone, says they smell puke. yes, puke. i smell my sleeve where the ceiling liquid had dripped on my arm and about gagged. tab n britt smelled their hair too, n sure enough, we were the source of the stench. i was so thoroughly grossed out i coulda bathed in a vat of germ-x, lysol, clorox, and dial soap right then and there.


**END OF DISGUSTING STORY**


aside from that gruesomeness, the club was fun...played some pretty good music. i went straight to bed when i got home...i was so tired.


anyway, im off the World of Warcraft.
<3

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